Plushenstein’s Monster: Cuddle or Run

Who says toys have to be cute and friendly? Cyanide & Happiness plushies are here to prove you’re never too old to hug your nightmares. Want a night light? How about a F Bomb Plush ($14.99) that actually swears at you? Gift one to a loved one and watch them giggle nervously whenever it drops an “F**!”*. For the more colorblind sadist, we’ve got the Green and Blue Peeps ($19.95 each) — two gelatinous blobs with giant blank smiles. They look cuddly… until you squeeze them and they scream internally.

Snuggle with Darkness

• 6.5" F Bomb Plush ($14.99): Soft, squishy, and profane. Imagine your childhood teddy bear on steroids.

• 13" F Bomb Plush (sold out at $25.99): Even bigger, twice the profanity. (Currently basking in sold-out glory.)

• Mini Green Sleazy & Happy Plushies ($11.95): Tiny versions of our iconic characters—pocket-sized mischief-makers.

• Buttshark Plush ($25): Yes, we have a stuffed Buttshark too. You might never sleep again (in a good way).

Collectors, rejoice: there’s a Blind Box Figure ($9.99) waiting to randomly emerge from the abyss, possibly your new roommate. Will it be the infamous Sad Larry, or the Gentleman Fetus? You won’t know until you dare to open the box. Each figure’s a surprise (like a twisted party bag that bites back).

These aren’t just plushies. They’re emotional support nightmares in fluff form.
Each one was stitched with just enough chaos to be adorable and mildly threatening.
Perfect for desktops, bookshelves, or that one chair where you pile your laundry and regrets.
No batteries needed—just your broken sense of humor and a little existential dread.
They scream, swear, or stare blankly into your soul… depending on which one you get.
Plush therapy, but for people who laugh at funerals and collect weird things on purpose.
Great as gifts, even better for revenge. Who wouldn’t want to unwrap a plush called “Buttshark”?
Your childhood toys walked so these freaks could run—into your nightmares.
Whether you squeeze them to relieve stress or stare at them until you're creeped out, these plushies are perfect for any mood.
Cuddle up with your inner demon—or three. Believe us, these stuffed nightmares will outlive your sanity.

Hop on over to the Cyanide & Happiness Store to snatch your new favorite terror today!
Free hugs (terms and conditions apply… we’re not responsible for property damage).
Check out the full plushie collection now—they're waiting to haunt your shelves.