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Rise up!

Your new favorite plush has arrived.

Sad and flat-faced plushies. Get 'em with boners, or with the boners removed.

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Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, or ever.

Put your hot bean water in these COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE mugs. Guaranteed to get you fired. Fired UP that is! Your wife will hate your breath.

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Create stupid comic strips with your stupid family.

Joking Hazard lets you traumatize your youngest and oldest family members alike with a single card game. Create terrible comics with upsetting and hilarious punchlines!

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Joking Hazard: 10 Year Edition

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Joking Hazard is celebrating a decade of depravity with our new 10 Year Edition, which...

Flat Expression Plushie

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No smile. No frown. Just vibes. The Flat Expression Plushie has reached total emotional neutrality...

Sad Plushie

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Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 Defaced box

Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 - NEW IN 2026

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Joking Hazard

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Toking Hazard

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50 totally HIGH-quality cards for your recreational use of Joking Hazard. In addition to the...
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Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #1

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You wanted more cards, and we made them! Our first deck enhancement adds 100 BRAND...
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Joking Hazard: Stroking Hazard

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Last year, a random Amazon user left us a 1 star review, claiming Joking Hazard...
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Joking Hazard Fridge Magnets

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Ruin your appetite with a hand-selected set of 24 Joking Hazard cards turned into fridge...

Cyanide & Happiness Coasters

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Give your drinks a personality.This official Cyanide & Happiness coaster set features four iconic facial...

Cyanide & Happiness 2026 Daily Calendar

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Dive into the absurd, irreverent world of Cyanide & Happiness with this official 2026 desk...
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8GB USB Keychain

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So you want all of Season 1, PLUS never before seen bonus features, PLUS extra...
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Flat Expression Plushie

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Sad Plushie

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Buttshark Plush

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Arrgghhh, Matey!   What’s this surfacing from the briny depths? ‘Tis the mighty and elusive...

Cyanide & Happiness Naked Plushie

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It's a naked Cyanide & Happiness dude!  Check out our sweet butt! Features: 12 inches tall,...
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Gingerbread Shirt - Version 2.0

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Baked, decorated, and having a really big existential crisis, in full! This heavy cotton tee...

I'm Fine Hoodie

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This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of...

idgaferatu shirt

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Fuck it. Enjoy this crewneck shirt, featuring original artwork by the illustrious Kris Wilson. Just...

TRASH MAGICK TEE

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Trash Magick! The best kind of magic! Ultra trashy, ultra relatable!   S M L...
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Sad Plushie

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Joking Hazard: Blast from the Past

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Does Joking Hazard not have enough cards for you? The Explosm store exclusive Blast from...
Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 Defaced box

Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 - NEW IN 2026

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Flat Expression Plushie

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Welcome to the official Explosm Store — home of Cyanide & Happiness merch. From dark comics to twisted tees, rude mugs, plushies, and outrageous games, we've turned our warped humor into stuff you can wear, gift, or laugh at. If your sense of humor is broken in the best way, you're in the right place.