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Rise up!

Your new favorite plush has arrived.

Sad and flat-faced plushies. Get 'em with boners, or with the boners removed.

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Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, or ever.

Put your hot bean water in these COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE mugs. Guaranteed to get you fired. Fired UP that is! Your wife will hate your breath.

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Create stupid comic strips with your stupid family.

Joking Hazard lets you traumatize your youngest and oldest family members alike with a single card game. Create terrible comics with upsetting and hilarious punchlines!

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Joking Hazard: 10 Year Edition - NEW IN 2026

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Joking Hazard is celebrating a decade of depravity with our new 10 Year Edition, which...

Flat Expression Plushie

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No smile. No frown. Just vibes. The Flat Expression Plushie has reached total emotional neutrality...

Sad Plushie

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Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 Defaced box

Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 - NEW IN 2026

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The comics keep getting worse — and that’s a good thing. Add even more fuel...
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Joking Hazard: Blast from the Past

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Does Joking Hazard not have enough cards for you? The Explosm store exclusive Blast from...
Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 Defaced box

Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 - NEW IN 2026

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The comics keep getting worse — and that’s a good thing. Add even more fuel...
Toking Hazard box

Toking Hazard

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50 totally HIGH-quality cards for your recreational use of Joking Hazard. In addition to the...
Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #4 box

Joking Hazard Deck Enhancement #4

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The long awaited Deck Enhancement #4. Your deck will become so big it’ll explode. Developed...
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Butt Boy

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It's a butt. With a face. For three bucks. Give Butt Boy a squeeze when...

Coffee Coffee Coffee Mug

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There's never too much coffee! COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!Enjoy this big size (15oz) white, durable ceramic mug....

Cyanide & Happiness Bottle Opener

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WE DID IT!!!!  WE MADE DRINKING EVEN MORE FUN!!!    Features: 4" tall and 2"...

Cyanide & Happiness Coasters

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Give your drinks a personality.This official Cyanide & Happiness coaster set features four iconic facial...
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Sad Plushie

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Flat Expression Plushie

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No smile. No frown. Just vibes. The Flat Expression Plushie has reached total emotional neutrality...

Buttshark Plush

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Arrgghhh, Matey!   What’s this surfacing from the briny depths? ‘Tis the mighty and elusive...

Cyanide & Happiness Green Plushie

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It's a green Cyanide & Happiness dude! Choose from either the happy or sleazy version....
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Shrug - Joking Hazard Card shirt

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Show your apathy off to the world... or don't *shrug*   The unisex soft-style t-shirt...

I'm Fine Hoodie

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This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of...

Character Grid Tee

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Why express a single feeling when you can express a menagerie of them all at...

Gingerbread Shirt - Version 2.0

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Baked, decorated, and having a really big existential crisis, in full! This heavy cotton tee...
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Sad Plushie

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This little guy has seen things. The Sad Plushie wears his feelings right on his...

Joking Hazard: Blast from the Past

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Does Joking Hazard not have enough cards for you? The Explosm store exclusive Blast from...

Flat Expression Plushie

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No smile. No frown. Just vibes. The Flat Expression Plushie has reached total emotional neutrality...
Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 Defaced box

Joking Hazard: Deck Enhancement #5 - NEW IN 2026

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The comics keep getting worse — and that’s a good thing. Add even more fuel...

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Welcome to the official Explosm Store — home of Cyanide & Happiness merch. From dark comics to twisted tees, rude mugs, plushies, and outrageous games, we've turned our warped humor into stuff you can wear, gift, or laugh at. If your sense of humor is broken in the best way, you're in the right place.