You, your friends, and a deck of cards designed by the twisted minds at Cyanide & Happiness. Who needs boring Monopoly when you can play Joking Hazard, the card game where everyone’s a savage comedian? Every round is a race to finish a comic strip with the most gruesome punchline. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any darker, Joking Hazard has expansions like Blast from the Past and Stroking Hazard to really ruin Thanksgiving. Need more chaos? There’s Texas Hold It (ya, that’s the evil poker variant) and Master Dater – a game so cringe-worthy it’ll have your date running for the hill.
Don’t Play Safe, Play Insane
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Joking Hazard ($25): Start a normal comic strip, end it in tragedy or hilarity.
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Expansions (like Deck Enhancement #4, $12): Because one punchline just isn’t enough.
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Toking Hazard ($10): Finally, a card game for people who peak in their mom’s basement.
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Texas Hold It ($12.99): Poker nights have never been this disturbing.
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Master Dater ($25): Planning a date? Let this game guarantee it’s a disaster.
We even throw in weird mascot buddies like Sosig and Hoddog plush keychains, so everyone at the party knows you’re not to be trusted with sharp objects. After all, what’s better than a smiling sausage watching your social fall apart?
When the sun goes down and your conscience checks out, stock up on these games to keep the madness alive. It’s all waiting for you at the Cyanide & Happiness Store – because normal game nights are for suckers. Swing by the store to pick your poison and unleash a few good laughs at yourself.
Why settle for wholesome fun when you can offend your entire friend group in under five minutes?
Joking Hazard isn’t just a game—it’s a test of how far your humor can go before someone calls HR.
Perfect for parties, awkward family reunions, or making strangers deeply uncomfortable at the coffee shop.
Bonus points if Grandma joins and accidentally drops a card about public defecation.
Got friends with no filter? Good. Got friends with a filter? Even better—watch it break in real time.
Play responsibly… or don’t. Honestly, it’s more fun that way.
Each deck is packed with so much emotional damage, it should come with a warning label and a priest.
Want a bonding experience that ends in tears and side-eyes? This is your game.
We’ve redefined “game night” to mean “therapist appointment fuel.”
Warning: Playing these games may lead to uncontrollable laughter, loss of friends, and bizarre inside jokes that last a lifetime.
Pair your game night with some dark drinks and darker humor—just don’t spill anything on the cards unless it’s blood.
Master Dater isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for people who swipe left on reality and right on chaos.
Texas Hold It is poker reimagined by someone with a head injury and too much free time.
Add the expansions to your Joking Hazard collection and push your moral limits further than your credit score.
Even losing feels like winning when you ruin everyone else's night with one brutal panel.
Every deck comes pre-loaded with offensive energy—no batteries or decency required.
Cyanide & Happiness games are the only ones where you can say, “I regret nothing” and mean it.
Play them in public for best results. Bonus if you’re asked to leave.
Still bored? Good. That’s the perfect mindset to descend into this madness.
So, go ahead—ditch the rules, drop the filter, and laugh like no one’s going to report you.
Ready to ruin friendships (in a fun way)? Check out Joking Hazard and more at the official store!
