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Your morning coffee routine deserves a kick in the groin. Why sip from a boring cup when you can let Cyanide & Happiness jolt you awake instead? Grab the Coffee Coffee Coffee Mug ($12) and remind yourself that three cups is never enough. Even better, pour your apocalyptic elixir into the matching Tumbler ($22), perfect for those days when you really need to yell at someone—twice. Office Supplies for Sociopaths Coffee Coffee Coffee Mug ($12): Start your day with caffeine… and existential dread. C&H Blind Box Figure ($9.99): Because your desk needs a silent, creepy coworker. Two Wolves One Sticker...

Who says toys have to be cute and friendly? Cyanide & Happiness plushies are here to prove you’re never too old to hug your nightmares. Want a night light? How about a F Bomb Plush ($14.99) that actually swears at you? Gift one to a loved one and watch them giggle nervously whenever it drops an “F**!”*. For the more colorblind sadist, we’ve got the Green and Blue Peeps ($19.95 each) — two gelatinous blobs with giant blank smiles. They look cuddly… until you squeeze them and they scream internally. Snuggle with Darkness 6.5" F Bomb Plush ($14.99): Soft, squishy,...

Looking to broadcast your lack of soul? Cyanide & Happiness has T-shirts and pins just for people like you. Whether you’re an anti-social hipster or just love disturbing art on clothing, our apparel line has you covered. Rock the “Beware the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber” Tee and let everyone know your hobbies include assembling IKEA furniture incorrectly and plotting world domination. Need something subtler? The Buttshark Tee (no, not a typo) proudly displays a man-shark hybrid with questionable motives. From ironic fashion to dangerously dark humor, we’ve designed these clothes for the kind of person who laughs during horror movies...

You, your friends, and a deck of cards designed by the twisted minds at Cyanide & Happiness. Who needs boring Monopoly when you can play Joking Hazard, the card game where everyone’s a savage comedian? Every round is a race to finish a comic strip with the most gruesome punchline. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any darker, Joking Hazard has expansions like Blast from the Past and Stroking Hazard to really ruin Thanksgiving. Need more chaos? There’s Texas Hold It (ya, that’s the evil poker variant) and Master Dater – a game so cringe-worthy it’ll have your date...