Purple Shirted Eye Stabber Plush
LOOK OUT! The Purple Shirted Eyestabber has arrived, and he's delightfully huggable. We don't advise you do that, but as far as we know he's not pointy enough to cause permanent damage. AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
Features:
- 12 inches tall and 6 inches wide at the head
- Comes with a floppy useless knife
- Knows something you don't
- Anti-capitalist
- Probably won't kill you in your sleep... probably
