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Beware the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber - Unisex Shirt
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He could be anywhere. He could be anyone. He could be anytime! But he will...
Beware the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber - Women's Shirt
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He could be anywhere. He could be anyone. He could be anytime! But he will...
Buttshark Tee
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Someone stole our buttshark design and made shirts out of it, so we stole it...
I Have the Cape Shirt
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That's right, tell'em their place! This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and...
Cyanide & Happiness Blue Plushie
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It's a blue Cyanide & Happiness dude! Choose from either the happy or sleazy version....
Cyanide & Happiness Naked Plushie
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It's a naked Cyanide & Happiness dude! Check out our sweet butt! Features: 12 inches tall,...
Buttshark Plush
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Arrgghhh, Matey! What’s this surfacing from the briny depths? ‘Tis the mighty and elusive...
Señor Cleanfist Pin
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Support your favorite muscular superhero!
Seizure Man Pin
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Get a pin of the world's only epileptic superhero!
Purple Shirted Eye Stabber Pin
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You never know where the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber is lurking. Not even your lapel...
Sad Larry Pin
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Show everyone what you're really feeling with this Sad Larry pin!
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Joking Hazard: Stroking Hazard
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Last year, a random Amazon user left us a 1 star review, claiming Joking Hazard...
Coffee Coffee Coffee Mug
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There's never too much coffee! COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!Enjoy this big size (15oz) white, durable ceramic mug....
Gingerbread Man Crisis Ceramic Ornament
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Make your Christmas reflect how you really feel deep down - in existential crisis. NOTE:...
Beware the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber - Unisex Shirt
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He could be anywhere. He could be anyone. He could be anytime! But he will...
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ABOUT US
Welcome to the official Explosm Store — home of Cyanide & Happiness merch. From dark comics to twisted tees, rude mugs, plushies, and outrageous games, we've turned our warped humor into stuff you can wear, gift, or laugh at. If your sense of humor is broken in the best way, you're in the right place.