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"Ascent of Man" poster
Want to slap some science on your wall? This 11 x 17 poster is sure to impress your friends. It would impress your stupid, poop-flinging ancestors too, if they were still around. This poster is available autographed by all four Cyanide & Happiness authors, in very limited supply. Artwork drawn by Shawn Coss.
"Bumble Bear" Poster
Not to be confused with the slightly less terrifying Grizzly Bee, the formidable Bumble Bear roams the wild lands of "Right Outside Your House" and he's got an appetite for honey (but not his own, that's disgusting).
Keep people on the look out with this 11x17 poster. Based on this comic by Kris.
"Don't Eat Nails" poster
Eating nails is the #1 cause of Stomach Nail Syndrome. Put this 11x17 poster up in your home or workplace to remind yourself to think twice before you consume them. Artwork by Dave.
"Monument" Poster
Everyone knows about this great stone monument rising from the sands of what was once America, but nobody knows its origins or original purpose. According to the legends, those who first beheld it described the monument as "epic". Others described it as "kind of an eyesore" or "a pretty good place to meet chicks"
Nobody knows what the letters mean, but it is believed to be a testament to some sort of religion followed by a people known as Internet, some of whom would spend their entire lives piously sitting in front of a rectangular plastic altar.
Poster measures 11 x 17 inches.
"Poison" Poster
Step right up my friends and see the wonder of patented Cyanide and Happiness brand POISON! Created by our friend who keeps bringing you great art, Shawn Coss, this poster will help everything in your life.* Yes this poster has it all in a wonderful 11 by 17 size. Astound your friends with your trendiness! Adorn your walls with something other than plain old paint! Use it to kill bugs and small rodents! Truly the people at C & H have done it again!
*poster will not help everything in your life
"Purple Shirted Eye Stabber" Poster
Cover your eyes and lock your doors, because the coolest stabbing enthusiast you know is back. The Purple Shirted Eye Stabber is coming at you and won't leave any orb alone. This 11 X 17 poster will catch the eye of anyone and remind them that one is always at risk of ocular injury. Based on this comic by Rob, and designed by the incredibly talented Shawn Coss, get one before the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber finds you.
"Stillborn" Poster
Explore the rocker inside of you with Shawn Coss, and his latest poster. This 11 by 17 poster is ready to go on your wall and show the world how "bad to the bone" you are.
"Ted Bear" poster
This 11x17 poster shows everyone's favorite survival expert doing what he does best. Artwork by Dave.
"Vitruvian Man" Poster (NSFW)
We all have seen Leonardo's Vitruvian Man in nearly ever book store and museum gift shop. Not ones to be left off of the band wagon here is our own version made by Shawn Coss and based off of your favorite characters. This 11 by 17 poster will remind you just how intricate art can be and how great turtles are at drawing. So make your room classier and funnier in one fell swoop, by buying this poster.
"X-Ray" poster
This 11x17 poster takes an inside look at all four Cyanide & Happiness styles. Artwork by Shawn Coss.
Also available SIGNED by Dave, Kris, Matt and Rob.
"Zombie Jesus" Poster
This classic movie poster is a must have for any die hard movie fan or fan of violence in general. This 11 x 17 poster will remind you of all the classic scenes from this made-up movie, especially that scene where the disciples try to trap Zombie Jesus inside the cave behind a giant rock, only for him to escape three days later with a heightened appetite for... well, you know the rest. Based on this comic by Kris, and helped by the terribly twisted talent of Shawn Coss. Just pray that he will passover your house this Easter.
