"Purple Shirted Eye Stabber" Poster

Cover your eyes and lock your doors, because the coolest stabbing enthusiast you know is back.  The Purple Shirted Eye Stabber is coming at you and won't leave any orb alone.  This 11 X 17 poster will catch the eye of anyone and remind them that one is always at risk of ocular injury.  Based on this comic by Rob, and designed by the incredibly talented Shawn Coss, get one before the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber finds you. 

"Bumble Bear" Poster

Not to be confused with the slightly less terrifying Grizzly Bee, the formidable Bumble Bear roams the wild lands of "Right Outside Your House" and he's got an appetite for honey (but not his own, that's disgusting).

Keep people on the look out with this 11x17 poster. Based on this comic by Kris.

"Cyanide & Happiness" Men's T-Shirt

Impress your shirtless friends with this Cyanide & Happiness character shirt. This shirt comes in two colors: green or blue.

Female version of this shirt can be found here.

Size chart (Gildan G64000):

"Pet Peeve" Print (autographed)

Order this 8 1/2" by 11" autographed print of this comic by Kris.

This print is on sturdy, 100lb paper and is never rolled or folded.