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"Red Plushy with Valentine Card"
Nothing says love better than giving us your money! This red plushy (totally unrelated to that Santa Plushy we had a few weeks ago) comes with a special Valentine's Day Card:
The inside of the card is blank for you to fill with whimsical musings and fanciness. If you give this card to someone, you are guaranteed sex*.
*Sex not guaranteed by Cyanide and Happiness.
Please be aware, we cannot guarantee international delivery by Valentine's Day. If you wish to order outside the United States anyway, you should select Priority or Express shipping.
Features:
- 12 inches tall, and 6 inches wide at the head.
- 5" x 3.5" Valentines Day Card included.
- Flat bottom for independent upright sitting.
- Arms that can almost hug a human wrist.
- Comes with that Loving Feeling.
"Cyanide & Happiness" Men's T-Shirt
Impress your shirtless friends with this Cyanide & Happiness character shirt. This shirt comes in two colors: green or blue.
Female version of this shirt can be found here.
Size chart (Gildan G64000):
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
"Cyanide & Happiness" Women's T-Shirt
Impress your shirtless friends with this Cyanide & Happiness character shirt. This shirt comes in two colors: pink or light blue.
Male version of this shirt can be found here.
Size chart (Bella 6000):
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Fits sizes | 0 - 4 | 4 - 8 | 8 - 10 | 10 - 12 | 12 - 14 |
