This shirt is so hardcore. Each one of them was sewn by velociraptors who were sky diving out of a burning airplane while doing cocaine! The shirts are made from 100% molten iron, which is so hot that it can melt your brain in 4.5 seconds! These t-shirts are machine freaking washable! Each shirt was inspected by ZOMBIE VERSIONS OF GENGHIS KHAN AND ALEXANDER THE GREAT! Oh, and it was also based on this comic by Rob.
Unisex size chart (Anvil Fashion Fit 980):
Female size chart (Bella 6000):
|Fits sizes||0 - 4||4 - 8||8 - 10||10 - 12||12 - 14|