$17.95
"Dead Plushy"
"Dead Plushy"

What the... What happened to all of our plushies?! Oh right, air holes. I think we've learned an important lesson about how to appropriately handle our plushies in the future.  Despite learning our lesson, we still have this surplus of Dead Plushies we need to "get rid of"! Think of all the wonderful things one can do with these happy cadavers.

Features:

  • 12 inches tall, and 6 inches wide at the head.
  • Will not attract flies, like regular corpses.
  • Stuffed with the freshest Formaldehyde and Wood Wool. (Worcestershire Sauce Excluded)
  • Flat bottom for independent upright sitting.
  • Still flies ass-first when thrown, in a comedic fashion.